Thursday, Dec. 04, 2003 - 9:23 p.m.

Christmas Lights

They're lighting up the town!
With bright red stars, and snowflakes!
They'll brighten ANY frown!
With candles, and with trees!
They'll decorate the house!
With Santa and his Reindeer!
And then they'll burn it down!
A merry merry thing!

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An Increase in The Crime Rate

It's Christmas time!
And all around,
Are pricey presents,
To be found!
Underneath the people's trees!
Smash their windows, grab with ease!