Friday, Aug. 29, 2003 - 9:27 p.m.

I went to a zoo, one day,

It was filled with lots of things,

Like snakes that like to bite,

And wasps that love to sting.

I went to the tiger, that day

The zookeeper said, "It's OK!

Ol' Striper will NOT hurt you!

He just enjoys to play!"

So the tiger ate my limbs, that day,

It hurt, yes it did, oh the pain!

But the zookeeper smiled, and chuckled,

And said: "Don't Worry, He's perfectly tame!"

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Note lack of logical rhyme scheme, and.. stuff like that.