Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 - 9:48 p.m.

Some time ago, while trying to sleep,
A voice came into my head.
I started to worry - was I going mad?
When it popped up from under my bed.

It wasn't too tall,
It was furry and small,
And it looked kinda mad,
But it also looked sad,
And it's eyes were all large,
And it's eyes were all red,
And it popped itself out right from under my bed.

I was shocked when the thing raised an eyebrow and said:
"What the hell are you doing, on top of my bed?"
So I stared at the creature, confused and afraid,
Til I lost all my nerve and I fled.