Sunday, Jun. 29, 2003 - 8:42 p.m.

There was a dragon, once, that lived high on a mountain with its friends the cows. The dragon would fly around the mountain looking for a tree to eat for dinner. It was a vegetarian dragon.

One day, the cows were kidnapped by pirates, in a big pirate ship. It had flown onto the mountain top, and out had jumped a peg-legged, eyepatched pirate called Shiver McTimber.

"Yar!" said Shiver, "I's goin' ta eat them cows fer breakfist!"

The cows were shocked. "Moo!" said Regis the cow. "MOO!"

"Arr, don't ye moo at me! I'll rip yer guts out an' feed 'em to me cabin boy!"

"Really, Captain?" said the cabin boy, who was then kicked by Shiver.

Shiver McTimber and his cabin boy then whipped out their cutlasses, and pushed all the cows onto their pirate ship, before flying off into the clouds.

The dragon was shocked! Pirates were bad! He decided he'd have to go get the cows back, so he flew off in the direction of the pirates.

As the dragon approached the side of the pirate ship, he heard a large BANG! They were firing the cannons at him! The dragon shrieked and flew up to the front of the ship.

"Give me my cows back, or I'll breathe fire on you!" shouted the dragon.

"Avast! Tis a serpent!" shrieked the lookout, who wasn't listening to what the dragon was saying.

"I'll set fire to you I say!" said the dragon, again.

"I'll cut yer throat wit' my cutlass, ya filt'y beast!" screamed Shiver McTimber, as he threw himself at the dragon, and missed, plummeting to the ground.

"Aha! I see you won't surrender." said the dragon, while chuckling at the fallen captain. He then set fire to the pirate ship, which went up in flames quickly, and exploded right there, in the air.

All that was left of the cows was some barbequed beef, which saddened the dragon.