Sunday, Jun. 01, 2003 - 7:50 p.m.

Damn squirrels!

Yes. Squirrels. I'm blaming them. Don't ask what for. I don't know, but they deserve blame. Only the grey ones, though, I like the red squirrels. Damn grey squirrels. Actually, they're not that bad, just a bit gittish, and.. um.. they kill red squirrels and steal their food. And nut-gathering jobs. And their squirrelwomen.

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I wish I had a meerkat colony in my back garden.

(Number 1 in a series of entries devoted to being short, and crappy.)