Wednesday, Aug. 28, 2002 - 9:16 p.m.

It was a dark night, outside. Inside it was bright, well, brighter than outside anyway, but that makes sense, what with the advent of electricity and everything. Outside, in the dark, were some very scary things, evil things, or things that weren't really evil, and just tore you into little pieces because it was what they did. They weren't nice things to be around, at any rate, and so inside was safe. Inside, Dark (his parents were very strange) sat watching TV. Dark wasn't very tall, or very intelligent, in fact he wasn't very anything, he just was. And like I said, he was inside watching TV.