Friday, Mar. 29, 2002 - 12:04 a.m.

Well, I wrote this months ago, and it's sat there in my AIM profile for too long.

Needs a new home.

So here it is.

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Ever wonder why your brain hurts so much?

It's because you think. Thinking is something you shouldn't do, ever. Thinking makes you permanently unhappy, it gives you an insight into how the world's working, and how your life is, and what people think of you. Note that the unbearably happy people who you wish would just die, are also incredibly stupid, and seem to not comprehend anything that's remotely bad in any way. It's a fact, and I should know, I just made it up.

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There...I'm now free to alter my AIM profile! Yay!